Joke of the Day

AndroidMedia said: "Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, ''Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant.'' "And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant. "We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager. "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired. ''Simple,'' said the department manager, ''Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'''"

raven said: "Haha, good one! :p"

Darren said: "Jokes on you. I banned this "poster". Take a look at this [url=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=andromeda+powered+by+vbulletin+prof%27l+designs&btnG=Search]search[/url] and follow a few links. Posting duplicate content up. That joke here has 1,300 occurences of it. And is this a blog?"

edwin said: "you know how you can tell its a bot? no human clicks on the threads. all the page views are low."

Darren said: "Yes, the idiotic dancing baby is some crap, also. I like the use of the email address. I figure Andromeda always posts to stay near the top. The reason: 1) It's a webmaster forum, so you have an email to pick up web design inquiries 2) All the posts link back to the members profiles, building some PR, which then links back to the target home page. But be realistic: no one is talking to this character."

Heather said: "I'm sure that he'll hardly even notice.."

edwin said: "that baby was laughing at us :)"

chris3471 said: "Edwin suspected a few months ago that Andromeda was a bot because she never replies in her own threads."

Darren said: "Yeah, he even asked her. Shows how forgiving I can be :) But not this time."

quinny said: "used pop up in the odd hello thread alright and say eh.... hello"

Darren said: "That's right. The odd "Hello" here and there. Always exciting."

hellmonkey said: "That has freaked me out slightly :confused: just shows what a wierd, if slightly wonderful place the net is, why would someone go to the trouble though?"

edwin said: "there are some hard up people out there."